reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
I bet at least 85% of the people who reblogged this are girls.
Lost in the cracks of my house’s front porch over a decade ago and unearthed today by a construction project, this “Ancient Mew” card now fully looks the part. Now 22 years old, I am very pleased to have it returned to me, since I thought it lost forever all those years back.
I feel like Lawrence III at the end of the movie, picking this thing out of the rubble.
DUDE THAT’S AMAZING
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
damn it you beat me to the punch line
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell